Title Possibilities

Okay, so far the titles that have been thought up be me or other people are:

• Drama Dog
• Shakespearean Schipperke  
• Sirius Dramatics
• Hambone Hound
• Pooch of Pomp
• Canine Comedian 
• Shakesfur

Honestly, I like most of these titles, but I don't know if any of them are "the one" you know? Maybe it'll come to me in a dream or something, or I'll have an epiphany moment where the authors of old will come down from the heavens and bestow upon me the fantastic knowledge of title creation. Whatever happens, I hope it happens soon, because having "Dramatic Doggo" as my placeholder title in my files isn't exactly the most professional. Me finding a title is like:

I just wanna get to the top of the slide. Someday, I will.